Do you ever get really excited when you are watching a movie or something you enjoy? Does it get to the point where you laugh at something that really isn't funny at all? When you look back are you ashamed? Yeah...me too. Well that my friends is called fangirling. At least that's what it is to me.
This explains it A LOT better than I did...
There are only a couple of things that will make me act in this manner.
Multiple characters in Detective Conan
Pentatonix
Starkid
Anyway I was fangirling a while ago and then thought to myself "This is typically how girls act when they are extremely excited about something. So...how do the male species act?" Do they act all cool and are like "Yeah bro. That's my favorite band/movie/person/whatever!" Or do they just talk about how cool it is with their friends? Or do they giggle and squeal in excitement while watching their favorite thing in their room with no one around? I just can't picture it but I feel like they have to get really excited in some manner? How do they do it?! I don't understand!
That's pretty much all I had to say about this. What causes you to fangirl? If you are of the male species how do you "fangirl"? If you are of the female species how do you fangirl? Let me know! Don't make me feel like the only one acting like an idiot! ...Stay classy and remember that it is perfectly normal to get extremely excited about something you enjoy.
In the Future: College Observations, History of Nail Polish, Cologne in that order!
Just a heads up. This is a really random post. I wrote it a while ago and just decided I would post it because why not? Plus I'm really tired. Hopefully next week there will be an better post. :)
In my Biology class my teacher starts off reading a bunch of fun facts to start the class (I would like to share some of them with you but I can never remember what they were). After reading the fun facts she then told us about a song that has been playing in her house 24/7. This is the song she played:
This song has like 25 million views and is actually pretty fun. I enjoyed it and the chorus was stuck in my head. Even right now it is stuck in my head. I don't know why but I felt like sharing this song with you. It's not everyday you see Will.i.am singing with the characters from Sesame Street. Did you think he looked really bored and like he didn't want to be there? Yeah. Me too. Oh well I'm assuming he survived. Although I have to say that Sesame Street was a whole lot cooler seven years ago then it is now.
~Scooby
P.S. I hope you aren't like Will.i.am in that song while reading my blog.
In the future: Fangirling, Favorite Characters, and the History of Nail Polish!
What in the world?! A post not on Friday? Well that's new. You're Welcome. Just Kidding. Wow. That's a lot of really short sentences...
Anyway if you read the title and are confused let my try and explain what this post is about. I was nominated for the Liebster Award by Riley at Smiles No Matter :) (<-- click me!!!). So thanks for that Riley! You should check out her blog where she writes all sorts of inspirational stuff! It will make you smile...just like the title says.
*Warning! This is will be extremely long! Leave now if you don't want to read for a long time!*
What is the Liebster Award? Honestly I'm not entirely sure. All I really know is the rules and I will share those with you in a moment. However, I'm pretty sure that it is pretty much this fun little survey thing that also gives us a chance to explore the world of blogs! Hooray for exploring!
Okay enough of my random ramblings about pretty much nothing. Here are the rules:
Tell your readers 11 facts about yourself.
Answer 11 questions asked by your nominator.
Nominate other bloggers (with less than 200 followers) to receive this award and make 11 questions that they have to answer.
Tell them that would have nominated them!
Sound good? Okay well lets get started with 11 facts about me you may or may not know.
My favorite musical group is a five person acapella group called Pentatonix. I don't think I have every been more excited or obsessed about a musical group. Ever.
I have two cats!
I used to play the piano.
I used to play tee ball. I was extremely little. The first year I was one of two girls on the team. The next year I was the only girl on the team. Then I moved on to softball.
All of my serious injuries have happened on a playground. Playground are dangerous!
I want to be a nerd. Maybe not so much of a nerd that I know whether or not Luke Skywalker is left handed or not, but enough of a nerd that I had played all the Mario, Zelda, and such games. Is that weird?
I have never finished watching a whole hockey game even though I have been to two of them and found them somewhat interesting. I just had to leave for various reasons.
Pretty much all of my favorite characters in anything either die, are evil, turn evil, or in the most extreme case "dies", turns evil, and then dies again. Actually I think another one of my favorites might have "died" three times and is still around. Man, my favorite characters go through a lot.
Speaking of favorite characters, I have a rule that my favorite character can't be a main character. That's probably why they all die.
My favorite colors are neon orange and neon green. No...they don't go together very well. It's kind of sad.
I am obsessed with erasers. I have at least a hundred if not more.
And now it's time for the question Riley has asked:
What is a topic that you can talk about for hours?
For hours?! Oh gosh that's a long time. I don't really talk about anything for hours that often because I say what I want to say and then I'm done with it. If I had to choose though it would probably be anything video related (like a movie, TV show, anime, etc.) just because you can keep watching it and having new things to talk about after watching a new episode or movie from the series. Plus if you have already seen it and you watch it again you can express your excitement or astonishment when you discover something you never noticed before.
What is your favorite movie?
Gosh that's hard too. I have this idea in my mind that each movie has their own aspect that make them unique which makes it kinda hard for me to pick a favorite. If I had to choose it would either be Tangled or How to Train Your Dragon.
If you could go anywhere in the world and with anyone, where would you go and with whom?
If I could go anywhere in the world I would go to the eastern hemisphere and I would go with my friends. Did I cheat the question by saying a hemisphere? Oh well. ...Oh alright. If I have to choose one specific place it would probably Australia or New Zealand and yes still with my friends. I don't think I am capable of picking one person to go with me.
Why do you blog?
Well I started blogging because I knew I was going to need to rant to someone/something and actually feel like I was being heard. I was in a rough patch because I had a question in my head that expressed my annoyance with the world. It was "Who do you complain to when you want to complain about everyone?" Yeah. I was really annoyed. So I made a blog. Why do I blog now? Well it keeps me sane and its not like I have anything better to do some days right?
If you only had five sentences left to say before losing the ability to speak, what would you say?
"I only have five sentences left in my entire life?! How is that even possible what kind of disease or malfunction am I experiencing? Wait! Could I just never end my sentences and always be able to speak? That would be nice."
*in my mind*
Sounds goo--wait! Why isn't any noise coming out of my mouth? Crap! I already used my five sentences! Gosh dang it!
If you wanted some really deep answer I'm sorry. I don't think I'm capable of providing one for you.
Who is your favorite character in fiction?
Um...probably Scooby Doo. If you couldn't tell by my alias. However, I have many many many many favorite characters many of which die. A lot of them also come from mystery related shows because they are just so awesome.
What is a song you could listen to on replay for hours?
Again. Hours is an extremely long time. That's like listening to a normal length song more than 30 times. I would probably get sick of the song after that long. But since I have to choose it would be Running Just to Catch Myself by Mark Schultz. It doesn't have an official music video but this is better than a lyrics video right? So the guy in the video isn't Mark Schultz.
I like this song just because its so much fun and the lyrics are actually rather funny. Not to mention its over 5 minutes so I wouldn't hear it as many times in one hour.
Describe yourself in 3 words!
I am weird. Oh wait did you want three adjectives? I don't do well with describing myself.
There is a snow day and school was cancelled--what do you do?
Realistically or what I wish happened? Realistically sit at home watching a movie, play a video game, maybe read, and of course sleep. What I wished happened is I would go sledding and build a snow fortress with my friends. Then go inside have delicious hot cocoa and apple cider. Maybe watch a movie or something. I don't know, the point is I would be with my friends. However, since it's a snow day I can't exactly drive anywhere which means I'm stuck in my neighborhood where I don't really know people.
What is your favorite book, and why?
Favorite book? Oh goodness. I really don't know. Maybe Harry Potter because I think that was really when I got more into actually reading. Either that or the Pendragon series. That was a really fun series that I feel like not very many people actually know about. However, I really don't think I have a book that I've read multiple times.
What is your favorite quotation?
I don't really have a favorite quote that is inspirational if that's what you're looking for. Otherwise it would either have to be "They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!" by Mushu in Mulan just because its amazing how he says that. The other quote needs the previous remarks to actually make sense. So here we go:
"Zoinks!" -Shaggy
"Rikes!" - Scooby
"Jeepers!" - Daphne
"Jinkies!" -Velma
"... Dang! I still don't have a catch phrase!" - Fred
Poor Fred. I don't know why but that's the quote that always pops into my head because it's rather ironic. A quote about not having a catch phrase (or quote). ...Well I think it's funny. That's from Scooby Doo and the Samurai Sword if you were interested. I really enjoyed that movie.
Oh! There's another one! Sorry I can't really decide which is my favorite... "It was the first new century in one hundred years." I really like that quote just because it's true and has this sort of excitement in it. It is from the first introduction song of Detective Conan which is an anime. There you go. Officially done. :D
If you could be any ice cream flavor what flavor would you be? (Keep in mind that the tastier you are the more likely you are to be eaten)
What is your favorite smell?
What is your pick-me-up? So what do you do/eat/whatever when you are feeling upset or sad to make yourself feel better?
Quick! What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear: marshmallow
If you were a super hero what would your weakness be?
What is your favorite lyric from a song?
Favorite thing to do on an extremely hot summer day.
If you could create the name for the color of a crayon what would it be?
What is something you don't understand about the world (it can be anything you want).
What is your favorite planet? (For purposes of my questions we are going to say that Pluto is a planet since it's my favorite so if you want to choose Pluto you can!).
Explain your hopes for your blog in two sentences.
Well there you have it! I hope you enjoyed this post. Stay classy and remember that you are a unique individual who is awesome and super duper incredible!
P.S. So this post has taken me way too long to actually write. So it is long overdue and I apologize that it took me five million years....even though you probably didn't know I was doing it.
Hello once again everyone! I don't know if you have heard this saying that was pretty happy. YOLO? Ever heard of it? How do you feel about it? Personally I think its rather stupid. Not because I don't think its true that you only live once and that you shouldn't live it to the fullest. My main problem is how people use it. People will say I'm going to do this because YOLO. Well yeah but should you really be fighting a bear because YOLO? I don't think so. If YOLO then you should hide in a closet until the bear is gone so you don't die and lose that one life you have! You silly silly people.
These people actually made a song about it. I found it rather fun and thought I would share it with you because it expresses my annoyance in a fun musical way.
Well there you go! I hope you enjoyed that little song. I feel like I said this before but YODO, you only die once. Make sure you make it count. Just kidding. Stay classy and make sure you enjoy your life but don't do something stupid just because YOLO.
In the future! Fangirling, Favorite Characters, and the History of Nail polish! Are you excited?
How the heck did someone decide to create nail polish? Were they just looking at their nails and thought: "Grrrroooooooossssssss! My nails look so normal...and flesh colored! I wish my nails were like Barbs nails." I mean what the heck? Why did we suddenly decide that us girls (and some guys) need to make our nails different colors?
I paint my toenails because I think it makes my feet look gross but recently I have been looking at my toenails and thinking that it is really weird. Why do we think that rainbow colored nails are more attractive? I just don't understand.
How did they make nail polish in the first place? Did they randomly take some paint and put it on their nails? Or did they put wrap their fingers except for their nails and then put their fingers in some dye? Like how the heck did the very first prototype (?) of nail polish come into existence? I don't know. Do you?
Why did they decide that they needed to make it super sticky? It's so hard to get the nail polish off of your fingers when it's so sticky! When I'm trying to get it off my nails because it's pretty much gone it takes way too long! And I'm getting a arm/hand work out while I'm scrubbing it off.
Even though the nail polish is super sticky After one stinking day it chips! What the heck?! Don't do that! After like a week all the nail polish will be gone except for on my pinky finger and thumb. How does that work? I'm not sure.
Waiting for the nail polish to dry is also a very annoying part. It takes soooooo looooonnnngggg! Plus if you do a lot of layers you can rub some of it off. Basically it's not completely dry until like 24 hours later. What the heck! I can't tell you how many time I have painted my nails three hours before I go to bed and then when I wake up the next day I have little patterns from my sheets. So confusing.
Sad but true
People need to make an easier way to paint nails. I can paint one hand just fine but once I get to the other hand all my hard work fails. It takes forever and looks terrible. With my uncoordination (not a word, I don't care, you get my meaning) with my non-dominate hand and unintentional girly hand movements because of the nail polish on that hand I just end up failing. Does that make sense?
Whenever I do my nails in my room I always have the nail polish remover. By the time I finish my nails my room smells like nail polish remover and stays that way for the next day. Can we please find a scentless nail polish remover?! That would make me extremely happy.
Okay I admit I got into a little bit of a rant and started to ramble. Now for my final point that I actually wanted to make when I started this post. Why do we feel the need to make our normal colored body parts different colors? Tattoos are the same way but that's a whole different topic. Before you know it we are going to be dying our whole bodies different colors! Wait a minute! Maybe that's why the Capitol people in the Hunger Games had different colored bodies. Weird.
Well there is your rant for the day/week. Stay classy and remember that you don't need to make your body different colors to be beautiful! "You are beautiful in every single way!" (That's a song by Christina Aguilera if you didn't know that called "Beautiful"...and I gave credit to the author so you can't get mad at me!) Don't change yourself because others want you to or to fit in.
In the future! The history of Nail polish, YOLO, fangirling, favorite characters! Get excited!
I'm sorry! I know I said that I would make a post about friendship for yesterday but I ended up going to a friends house. It was rather fun if I do say so myself. We acted like five year olds on a playground and then had yummy chicken lasagna. After eating we learned the cup song! We spent a good couple hours doing that and it didn't even seem like fifteen minutes. Good times with awesome friends!
Oh yeah! This is the cup song...Well a mash up of the cup song. In case you didn't know what I was talking about...
Well that was kinda like a post about friendship...or not. This coming Friday I will make a post about friendship. I won't have anything going on and will be able to spend time making a post that could actually be of good quality (but probably not). I would have done one today and not said anything but I have an AP Biology test I've been studying for and didn't have the time I needed to make a good long post. The only reason I wrote this was because I needed a break...and procrastination (the story of a senior in high school...stupid senioritus). Anyway, if your reading this then you must really like my blog for some strange reason. I'm sorry if you came on Friday hoping for a really good post and ended up being disappointed.
So..um yeah...stay classy and remember to enjoy life because its fun. Good grief I have no idea what I'm talking about right now. You should tell me what kind of posts you want me to do. I could write a story (probably more humorous depending on how serious you would want it to be), if you want me to answer a question, and anything else! I'm welcome to ideas since I'm "walking blindly" so to speak.
"What? Oh yeah. I'm just studying right now. Well sort of. I can't really focus. There are so many things going on right now."
"Um, do you think maybe you could focus. I kinda really need you to focus right now."
"Um. Maybe. I'll try."
That is the current conversation with my mind on a daily basis right now. What am I talking about? Well there are so many things I need to do right now that I can't seem focus on any one item. I have to study for AP tests which are coming up. I have school in general going on. There are people being annoying. There are my cats that won't leave me alone. And then there is YouTube and Facebook and really just the internet in general.
At the moment I really need to study for AP Biology. I got this review book thing that you read through and it reminds you of all the information you have forgotten. I haven't actually started reading it yet though... I mean I looked at the first section and it just looks so gross! I mean really gross and boring. How the heck am I supposed to focus on reading that stuff?! I start reading and then I think about if I actually have homework in that class or I wonder what fun thing I could make. Instead of writing a super long paragraph of what is going through my mind (which is a lot at the same time) I will just write the thoughts that are going on:
Study, Thirsty, YouTube, New Song, Cat, Cat Video, Focus! Study!, Classical Conditioning, Bored, What Was That Noise, Study, Hungry, Candy? No, Study, Boooooorrrrrreeeeeedddddd, I Can Do This, Study, No I Can't, Be Positive, Understand What You're Reading, It's too haaarrrrdddd!, Don't Be a Wimp!, I'm Not!, Gosh dang it! What was that word? It was in bold print which must means its important, Thirsty, Dying, I need a break, Not Yet!, Ooooh Facebook Notification, No! Study!, Eye's hurt!, Focus, Hmm What Should I Blog About, Oh Hey! I finished the Paragraph...Wait...What was it about?, Ah Man! Now I Have to Read it All Over Again!
Well that's about it. I have nothing important to talk to you about today. Sorry I missed a Friday (I doubt you even noticed) but that's why I'm posting this today. I plan on writing a rather serious blog on Friday...maybe. We'll see how serious it really is. It will be about friendship because recently (actually all semester) I have been extremely annoyed with people and how they interact with their friends. So yeah, if you're interested in that you can read that.
Speaking of friends my friend told me this so I thought I'd share it with you: YODO. You only die once. So you better make it count. I don't know if that is really all that funny to you but I found it rather humorous. Anyway stay classy and remember to keep you're mind on track, if you can...
P.S. The poll I took ended a while ago. The winner was "stay classy and (something random)" by a whopping two votes and the runner up was "Those are lame..." with one vote. If you missed out you can leave a comment! If you hated all the options tell me what you think I should have used. Basically just leave a comment! I might actually reply (I will "I promise (and when I promise I never EVER break that promise. Ever." ~ Rapunzel from Tangled (This is how my mind works...))).
So this is going to be a rather random post. I have all these short stories and stuff that I think you might enjoy (I don't know maybe you won't). One of stories isn't really a story its more of a "this bothers me" which I guess happens a lot...
Story #1
I don't know if you know this or not but I have two cats. One day my cats were very hyper (this isn't that uncommon for them). I knew this because I could hear them running around upstairs. Eventually I decided I needed to go upstairs to my room, so up the stairs I went. As I stepped onto the very top of the stairs and into the hallway my cat comes running out of the room right next to the stairs and runs right into my leg. I almost fell over! My poor cat seemed dazed at first and then ran into the other room again.
Story #2
I ate a cricket! Okay...it wasn't a plain old cricket it was a chocolate covered cricket. It wasn't that large either, it was less than an inch. Basically it was a little cricket stuck in the middle of a block of chocolate. Why did I eat a cricket? It was for my AP Psychology class! I can't really remember what the point of it was. Probably something to do with culture and the norms of each country or something along that line.
Before I actually ate it you had to get the courage to actually eat it. I know what you're thinking. "How long could that take just put the cricket in your mouth and eat it! I doubt you could even see the cricket!" Well the problem was that a dude next to me had a cricket whose leg was sticking out of the chocolate. So that was a little disturbing. I hadn't (is that a word? It seems so strange...) opened my cricket yet so I was hoping that I would have that same problem. Well when I opened it the first thing I saw was a cricket staring at me. I'm not afraid of crickets or bugs but seeing it staring at me startled me and caused me to drop the cricket. There was a huge crack in my chocolate so you could see the entire body of the cricket. Rather unsettling. Then of course everybody else around the room ate there's so I ate mine and it just tasted like cheap chocolate. It wasn't that crunch, there was a slight crunch but nothing that is terribly unsettling. I was going to take a picture of the chocolate covered cricket but then I couldn't because it startled me.
This is the pin I got. It's rather large...
The whole thing came in this nifty little package along with a pin! So I now have a pin that says "I Ate A Bug Club!" That happened. Anyway, I looked at the package and it had the ingredients on it. I tried to take a picture but you couldn't read them so I will just list them for you now.
Milk Chocolate
Salt
Vanillin
Many Other ingredients I'm too lazy to type out
One Oven-Roasted Cricket
Not only did I eat a cricket, I ate an oven-roasted cricket! That must mean I was healthier than those people that eat just a plain old raw cricket right? You know...like almonds. I just find it funny that they put that there was a cricket in it in the instructions (because for some reason I didn't know that was going to be there) and the fact that it was oven-roasted. I wonder if that's why it wasn't very crunchy...
Story #3
When you go to blow your nose you normally grab a tissue. Well, at least I hope you do instead of just using your sleeve. Recently I opened a new box of tissues. You know how a tissue is really two thin pieces stuck together? Well now there is three pieces stuck together. At first I thought I just magically pulled out another one that first time. Nope. They are all like that. It really bugs me because now the tissue is super thick. I don't know if that's good or not but its throwing me off.
Well that's it for this week. Thanks for reading. Sorry if it was lame or weird or whatever other complaints you might have. Stay classy and don't be afraid to try something new you never know what you can learn from it!
P.S. The poll is going for another two weeks! You should vote before time runs out!
Attention! On the side left side of this blog there should be a place where you can vote on how you think I should end my blog posts. It will be up for two weeks so make sure you vote!!!
Now for the main event:
So I might be starting a sort of series where I just tell you a fun fact. They will be short and quick and I think that will be nice because you don't want to be reading a paper every time you come on this blog. Right? I think so. I found this awesome YouTube channel that gives fun facts everyday for the year. That's probably where this idea came from. Anyway instead of telling you what they said, just watch the video!
I don't know about you but when he was reading the song title I started to zone out and missed some of it. So I thought I would type it out for you. You're Welcome.
"The Sad But True Story of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation"
I also found the song surprisingly enough so if you are curious to know what the song actually sounds like here it is:
It's surprisingly short for how long the song title is. Well hope you enjoyed that. Have a fantabulous day and look out for strange lumberjacks!
About a month ago I decided that I was going to post something every Friday because I really had nothing better to do. Right after making that decision I actually started to have stuff to do. "What?! You were being social? I don't believe you!" No! It's true. I had a birthday party to go to and then helped my friend make cookies and I can't remember what else but I really was being social. However, I don't think that will happen as much anymore so here I am blogging. Is it a Friday that I'm actually typing this? Maybe, maybe not.
Some of the posts might be rather short because I don't want to type five pages all the time and exciting stuff (that, my friends, is a word that will get your English teachers to yell at you whether you want them to or not) doesn't happen to me all the time. Whether you think it does or not it really doesn't. A lot of the posts might be about Kpop because the millions and millions of Kpop groups that are out there are ALL releasing new songs plus new groups are coming out. So if I have nothing better to talk about that will be what I talk about.
I have the best friend ever! Remember how I'm psychotic about having a pen name and not being able to figure it out before? Well my friend fixed it! Isn't that exciting! She is a super duperly smartical (I don't care if those aren't real words) person and you should go check out her blog. Yes, I have mentioned her before and said something along the lines of "really good at the whole blogging thing". Well it's true and when I asked her how she figured it out she said, "clicking around". Pretty awesome if I do say so myself. This means that I will actually respond when you comment! Isn't that exciting?! No? ...Well this is awkward.
I like scarves. They're really soft and warm and just really nice. Only problem is half the time I don't know what to wear it with. Unfortunate right? Yeah, I think so too.
So I was thinking that know that I don't have to put "Scooby" at the end of each post I should have some sign off thing (I guess its not really a sign off because I'm not signing off of anything but you get the point). I think I have one but I'm not really sure yet. I will stick with that one for now until I think of a better one. Might even have you vote. If you have any ideas you should let me know!
Have a fantabulous day and be sure to rub your face on a nice soft scarf.
P.S. I'm not really sure if this works as well anymore...
So I got a question about what happened to the computer I talked about in this post. Since I haven't had time to figure out a way to fix my "don't want to publish my name to the world psychoticness" (sorry about that, I have a few ideas but I don't know if they will actually work or not) I thought I would just answer it here. For everyone that doesn't care to read too. Your welcome.
I honestly have no idea what happened to the computer it was probably just glitching or something because from what I can tell it seems perfectly fine now. The computer is fixed! Hurray!
Also I was really surprised that someone actually replied to that post AND asked a question. So thank you for that wonderful surprise.
~Scooby
Ever been poked? Ever been poked repeatedly? It's annoying, right? Well today I would like to raise your awareness to a terrible epidemic that is sweeping the nation, the Facebook poke. Scientists are now calling this Mustpokealldaylongitus. What never heard of it? Don't worry. You're not alone. This disease is fairly new and most of the world doesn't know about. That's why I'm here, to tell you what it is, how to recognize it, and how to cure it.
What is Mustpokealldaylongitus?
Mustpokealldaylongitus is a day that causes people to need to poke others all day long. Even if they aren't around people they will find a way to poke their friends. Facebook has helped many of these people by having a "poke" button so that the people are poking others without the physical contact.
Symptoms:
The symptoms of Mustpokealldaylongitus varies for every person. However if you recognize somebody you know displaying these three symptoms take them to a Stoppokingallday doctor immediately.
Continually tapping finger on a surface. If somebody displays this symptom it probably means they don't have anybody to poke at the moment. Because they can't poke anybody they begin to poke the table. Most the time this symptom isn't even noticed by the person doing the poking.
Typing random letters into the keyboard because they are bored and don't want to do homework (this may also be a sign of procrastination if it is contact your Doitnow doctor immediately). If you receive a message of random letters while texting or messaging a friend they probably had the urge to poke something but could only poke you (example: eoiurkdnvdm;audfienkmxcnx,mncvwoeiu). How can you be sure this is the case? If you ask them what that was and they respond "idk i was bored" they probably have Mustpokealldayitus.
If your friend goes up to you or a stranger pokes you in the arm and then says "Poooooooooke!" they have Mustpokealldaylongitus and you need to take them to a Stoppokingallday doctor immediately!
Why does Mustpokealldaylongitus need to be cured? It seems like a rather stupid to be an actual disease.
What's this? You doubt that Mustpokealldaylongitus is an actual disease and needs to be treated?! That is one of the main reasons Mustpokealldaylongitus must be cured! Because people think it isn't an actual disease it is spreading faster and faster throughout the nation.
Remember when you were a kid and you would play the "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" game? Well that was the beginning of this game. Our ancestors had Mustpokealldaylongitus and never even knew it! This disease is very smart and has evolved so much that it can even spread through the internet!
Not to mention it's annoying.
How do people get this disease?Here are the top 4 reasons:
Being bored. When people are bored they need something to do and what better than a poke war on Facebook?
Feeling lonely. When people are lonely they see the poke button as a way to say "Hey! Pay attention to me!"
Flirtation. When a teen likes another teen that teen is more likely to poke that other teen in order to get their attention and give an excuse to start a conversation.
Missing their childhood. When one misses their childhood they want to do something they used to do during their childhood without other people knowing it. By poking somebody through Facebook they are saying "I'm not touching you!" with their hand in your face.
How do we cure Mustpokealldaylongitus?
Find somebody with Mustpokealldaylongitus and tape their fingers together. If they don't have on finger alone they can't officially poke you in the correct manner. However make sure they don't have any pencils, sticks, pens, or anything of that sort because they can use that poke with.
Never ever start a poke war on Facebook. Once you do you can't stop and the only way to stop is to see a Stoppokingalldaylong doctor.
When sitting somewhere make sure to glue or tape a victims hand to the table so that they can't continually poke the table.
Whenever you see somebody do any form of poking (i.e. tapping their finger against their forehead, tapping a pencil on the table, etc.) make sure you force them to stop immediately.
Because this disease is relatively new I ask to spread the news about Mustpokealldaylongitus to all your friends so that one day this disease will be gone for good. Thank you.
~Scooby
Mustpokealldaylongitus is not an actual disease. If you believed this post you need to get your brain checked because you are very gullable. Just kidding. This is real. Symptoms include poking a hole through their own head, poking a hole through a table. If you see somebody in danger of this disease contact the Stoppoking Hotline at 333-333-POKE.
That, my friends, is what was written on a sheet of paper that was taped onto a computer in my school library. Obviously it wasn't working. I don't know why but I found it both funny and sad at what they put on the paper. It's funny because they really do answer all of the questions you could think of asking (if not all then most). However it is sad because they probably had to put that on the paper because people have actually asked them those questions. Well I hope you enjoyed this short little post. I thought I would share this experience with you because it was interesting. Have a fantabulous day! ~Scooby
Talk about ridiculous prices, creepy old guy, food, dressing up, Waugh and gift, and singing ladies plus magically appearing food and sneaky waiters and waitress saying thank you very much to every one and thanking us. Think of singing "please don't eat me" from dragon song in avpm while eating
So as I said in my previous post I had a Christmas party on the first with some family friends. Every year we get together and we trade off going to each others house. This year it was our friend who is really big into Christmas. When I was younger she would always buy us each at least 10 presents. She still does now just not as much because we got rid of the gift exchange part. Anyway this time she decided to take us to The Fort. The Fort is a very fancy restaurant where two people can easily spend over $100.
This be the place.
So before we actually left I asked my parents if I needed to dress up. The response: "YES!" I couldn't even wear jeans! That's my life! If you don't know me I hate dressing up. It's a pain in the butt. My normal outfit consists of jeans, a T-shirt, and a hoodie (socks and tennis shoes as well). My hair is also up in a pony tail and no make-up is on my face. When I'm home and know I'm not going anywhere I will where sweats instead of jeans and slippers. Anyway they said I could wear some black pants I had but I really didn't want to because they always have cat hair on them and aren't that comfortable and I'm all about comfort. So I decided if I had to go to this place and dress up it was all or nothing. Since my parents wouldn't let me wear sweats I went with a dress. I even straightened my hair and put on some makeup (I used my friend's boots that I borrowed at one point and haven't given back yet....oops). I brought clothes to change into for when we went back to her house because I refused to stay in that outfit longer than I had to.
The food:
Well once everything started we got drinks (I got water because after looking at the prices of their appetizers I was afraid their drinks would be really expensive too). We got an appetizer that had three different kinds of sausage on it. The one I had tasted like chili to me. Kinda weird. Then we got our main meals (I got filet mignon) it was very good and like $40 dollars. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. The first time I got the menu I wanted to know if they had a kids meal because I would be fine with that. Well let's just say my father said no to that too. The food was really good though. I'm not a big steak fan but that was good stuff. I would eat that again. My father got a full rack of ribs and I kid you not the stack was as big as my head. There was a lot of food and that was good too. The vegetables were also really good which impressed me because normally I will pass on them at a restaurant.
The Atmosphere:
There was this Mountain Man there that would sneak up behind you and just stand there until you turned around. The only way you would know that he was there is when the people around you would tell you. At first I didn't think he was a mountain man...I thought he was a strange Santa Claus because he had the beard and everything except for the clothes. I was confused. He was rather creepy.
There was also this group of four ladies that would go around singing Christmas carols at each table. That was really cool. They were good too.
The Service:
The service was very good (probably part of the reason it is so expensive there). You got an appetizer menu and once you were done eating your appetizer they would take your dirty dishes and give you new dishes for the rest of your meal. I was really confused at first because they took my knife and fork. When we got our main meal they gave us a different knife that seemed rather sharp to me. You would also be eating and then suddenly see that more food arrived and be really confused as to how it got there and if a waiter/waitress put it there. It was magical. Like the tables at Hogwarts. Our waitress also kept saying "Thank you very much" after we ordered. It seemed strange to me because you are the one making us the food we should be thanking you (granted it isn't free by any means but your still giving us good food). Plus it was weird because she said it to every person and it got really repetive.
Other:
After we were done eating we were given this pieces of paper. Some of the said that if you went to their store you would get a gift. So we went to the shop and got a block of fancy chocolate. That was nice. On the paper the word "Waugh" was written which I didn't really understand why it was there. Maybe that is somebody's name. When I googled it there was an author with that last name and a Waugh school district and a bunch of other people.
The prices were ridiculous in my mind. You didn't get any more food than you would in any other place yet you spent at least $40 unless you were a vegetarian. If you're a vegetarian and you get their vegetarian dish that is $20. Vegetarians for the win!
While I was eating my meal I got a song stuck in my head. It is a Starkid song called "The Dragon Song." Before I share the video you should know that the only part of the song that was stuck in my head was when he sings "So please don't eat me." I was singing "please don't eat me" in my head while I was eating my meat. Sigh. How does that even happen? On the video I would go to 5:45 if you don't want to watch that much and actually want to know what I'm talking about. If you want to watch the whole video go for it!
That was my adventure at The Fort. Sorry this post was rather long.
~Scooby
So my friend who also has a blog tagged me and my other friend who has a blog to do this survey (you should go check out their blogs here and here!). I think I talked about them before. How their blogs are super pretty and that's why I want mine to be pretty. Remember? No well okay then.
Before I actually do the survey I have to say that I never thought I would get tagged to do this by having a blog. I mean I know that this happens in emails and on Facebook and sometimes people that vlog do it too but I just never really thought it would happen to me. Strange.
Okay. Let the fun/games begin/commence (I couldn't decide which words I wanted to use don't judge!)
If Abe Lincoln and George Washington got into a fight who’d win?
Well let's see George Washington had teeth made of gold, ivory, lead, and animal/human teeth. So he could chomp through any defenses Abe would have...unless Abe's hat was some special material that protected him from gold, ivory, lead, and teeth. If it was today though I'm not sure because they would both have to be zombies. Wait! Is this like an actual fight or like an argument? Be more specific! I'm probably thinking about this way too much...oh well.
Are you dating anyone?
Oh wait. You were serious? No I'm not. In fact I will probably end up living alone and being the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood. I have however thought about having a fake boyfriend and seeing how everybody would react.
Love at first sight?
This kind of confuses me because when you meet somebody you normally go out on a date right? So you don't actually fall in love with them right when you see them. You don't randomly see a stranger and then get married do you? If so (and your happy) cool, congrats! I just find it unlikely.
What do you think about love? If single, what are you looking for?
Love. I love Italian food. It's so good. Oh. Not that kind of love? Well it's good when it works out but it causes a lot of problems while making it work out or while searching for it. What am I looking for? I don't know somebody nice, funny, tall, and doesn't mind my strangeness and makes me happy I guess.
If zombies are dead, how can they walk? Their bodies shouldn’t function at all.
Because they are magical.
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Ack! Put on the spot! Um...um...Christmas! I need to make my blog all Christmasy (when you see this post the blog should already be pretty) and my parents are putting up decorations as a type. Except I'm rather upset because its December and its 60 degrees out. What is this nonsense!?
If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it?
Snaily the Magical Snail of Happiness. SMSH for short.
What makes you the happiest?
I really like watching a movie or reading a book while its snowing outside and I have a blanket on and a cat laying on me a cup of hot cider next to me and a fire going in the fireplace. Yep I like that.
You collect....
Erasers (pretty much any office supply). I used to collect rocks when I was younger...I don't know what happened to all of them but there were a lot. I make bracelets? Does that count? No...oh darn.
Let me guess, you're blond.
You would be wrong! So ha! Your not as smart as you thought you were!
Someone just stole your ice cream cone!
Well that's rude. They owe me an ice cream cone! But I'll probably rant about it and then forget about it.
Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Graduating college with an internship or an idea of what I'm going to do or go.
What's a quirky thing about you?
I have no idea. You'd have to ask somebody that knows me about that.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Oh gosh. Maybe the videos I watch on youtube. They are mainly vlogs by dudes that are like 21 and sing and create cool stuff and make me jealous of their lives.
What are common things that are said to you?
"You're good at listening" "kedkjdkjddkjf" "Stop!" "You wear tie dye everyday" "Wear it! Please! It will be so cute!" "I hate you!!! ...but not really."
What's an embarrassing moment?
I would talk to myself at work? Oh! Skype told me that someone messaged me so I looked and there was nothing there. So I messaged them anyway and confused that person with my confusion.
Do you like to party? Depends on the party. It can't be super crazy or I think I will probably feel sick or just out of it. If we like have a normal party without screaming and such sure they can be fun. Just not everyday...that's too much.
If you had the chance to go back in time for 24 hours, where and when would you go?
Oh gosh. I have no idea. Oh! I know! When and where Jesus was born! Bam!
Who do you like better, Bill or Ted? Why?
Hmm I'm going to go with Bill just because I could call him Billy and that's part of the name Billy Bob Joe Bob. Also now the name Ted reminds me of the movie Ted which I haven't seen and don't want to see.
What's your favorite type of soda?
I don't drink soda. I drink pop. Just kidding. I'm not really picky the only one's I don't like are Coke and Pepsi. My favorite could be Mountain Dew I guess.
What is one thing you'd change about yourself?
More confidence maybe.
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
If I was dying would I really be thinking about what kind of food I want? Well let's say Italian food. If I'm going to be really specific I would have lasagna from the Italian restaurant I went to in Lake Tahoe (that is a city don't worry) that was the best lasagna I had in my life.
You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose?
Dog because they have already taught some monkeys to know sign language so a dog that can sing would be more unique.
What did you do yesterday?
I watched videos and then went to The Fort for a Christmas party with some family friends. More on that in a later post.
Any last comments or questions?
This is a very strange survey. Where do people find these things?
What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?
There probably just wouldn't be a back. If there was then it would be in the middle of the chair and there would be elevated somewhat so that ur legs could fit underneath it. Try thinking about how we would have to walk...weird.
So um...I don't know if I should admit this or not but I found myself actually enjoying this and laughing at it. Especially at the end and when the guy was chasing a rooster. Nothing says gangster like chasing a rooster right? Haha so funny.
Oh yeah and lets not forget the lines "this song is groovy groovy." That may be true but considering how you're acting I don't think you should really be saying that. Just a thought. Along with "okey dokey" I think you've got a really tough song here guys...not.
Now lets get to the plot of the music video. Yes, there is a plot (I didn't notice until somebody pointed it out to me). The first dude steals the diamonds from those business looking guys (why the left the diamonds alone I have no idea). He shows it to his friend who is eating a lollipop...yes also very tough. They try to open it and get caught with the diamonds because he holds up like the monkey in the lion king.
Yes just like this.
They give it to another dude and a bunch of other nonsense happens that I don't really follow. All I really know is that there are a ton of suitcases (and of course the dude chasing the rooster...very cool).
There is also the dude that has a gone and is all confident and then when he pulls the trigger it fails. And then the people that were pointing a gun at him start beating him up? Seriously?! You could have shot him! They didn't even do a very good job at beating him up either. When you see him later he is limping (why I don't know it didn't even look like they were hitting his legs anywhere) and his lip is bleeding. Oh poor baby! Don't worry your face is still pretty even though it shouldn't be.
I like the ending though because they fail at the end and then turn on each other. Much better. Except the high pitched girl voices and screams didn't help. Oh well you were close.
Does the video make sense? No not really but I still enjoyed it because it was goofy. Just the way I like it.
~Scooby
P.S. This is the same group I did my other post on (NalinA what?) and I didn't know that until somebody told me that. It all made so much more sense!
Well if you aren't familiar with what this is, this is kpop. What is kpop? It is korean pop music. Why do I watch this? Well it's good music and once you get past the strangeness and the language difference the songs are pretty catchy. I will find myself singing a kpop song at school (except I don't normally know the words so I will sing the tune or if there are english parts in it those will repeat 100+ times in my head).
Anyway somehow I found myself watching this music video by this group I had never heard of before (that tends to happen a lot though because there are a ton of groups and a ton of new groups that always come out too). As I was watching this song I found myself analyzing it and therefore decided I would share.
Okay so it starts with this dude in front of some wall with something on it that I don't know. Then the dude lights a lighter and lets it sit there. Firstly, why did he light that? Was he bored and pulled it out and lit it or what? Secondly, I never actually saw him close the lid when he put it in his pocket. When I first saw that I was like "Wait! Is he lighting himself on fire?! What's going on!" Well I'm going to assume he's not lighting himself on fire and that they just changed frames right as he closed the lid, but that really through me off.
Then it goes to this other dude drinking something strange....what the
heck is he drinking anyway? Then these dudes in the back ground start to
(I don't know how to describe it) abuse (?) this girl and he spins a
coin and then beats the guys up (good for him...actual punching! Wow!)
grabs the coin that is still spinning and leaves with his entourage. Now
then he is very good at spinning that coin. I wonder how many takes it
took them for that to work. Did he even pay for his weird looking drink?
I thought that coin was to pay for it (although I don't think that
would have been enough) but then he snatched it away. Um after looking
closer I have come to think that some members of his entourage were also
some of the dudes abusing the girl (look at one of the dudes jackets
there is an 8 on it in the background and one of the first dudes to
follow. Okay so maybe that dude wasn't the one abusing the girl but he
was very close and was watching. Also it would have been easier for him
to beat up the abuser but I guess that's the leaders job? Who knows. But
where did his whole entourage come from? One moment there were like 4
in the background and then next minute there's like 50 people following
him!
There are teams. Team Black Dragon and Team Red Tiger. I'm pretty sure they are rival groups and yet they end up dancing together? Weird. I don't know about you but if I'm somebodies rival I tend to avoid them. I definitely wouldn't dance with them. Plus they are doing the same dance...that means they must have coordinated together. Does that mean they don't really hate each or other? Or did both groups conveniently plan the same dance to do at the same time? Hmm...
Now we get to the lyrics. Oh boy.
"I don't know I don't know I don't know but I'm hot, hot." I thought you didn't know? So you're hot but you don't know? I'm confused....
"You know what you know what what you know what what I mean mean." What do you mean? I really don't know what you mean... It's like they knew somebody would get on there last line so they put this in to say to question it you know what I mean! Just like when you tease somebody about what they said and they reply "You know what I mean!" Unfortunately I don't know what you mean.
"Because everything about me is perfect." Um...a little full of yourself aren't you? As I have described in the last two paragraphs no you're really not perfect.
The best part is what they say after that though: "gugugaga gugugaga" They are speaking baby speak. Maybe they are telling babies that they are perfect, I don't know, but that is just strange.
I also remember him handcuffing some girl to himself. I don't know about you but if some dude came up to me saying he's perfect and then "gugugaga" I would run and hide. I wouldn't let him handcuff me to himself. That is a major creeper alert.
So when the two group leaders meet they begin to "fight". Okay so they aren't actually fighting they are pushing each other. Eventually one gets shoved harder and ALMOST falls (even though he looks good when he falls too...sigh) and he's like "Oh no you didn't!" So he makes a hand gesture and everybody else begins to get in the "fight" as well. Once again they aren't actually fighting they are shoving each other. Lame. Then one leader stomps his foot and everybody falls over. "Oh no! He just stomped his foot! That's even worse than shoving! Everybody hide!" Seriously? So lame. Except for the other leader he wasn't intimidated...but I think he's going to need to get some new members in his group...they both are actually.
Is he having a dance off with a girl? I'm confused. Whoa!! Why is there a girl mixed in with this fight?! That's not okay! (She's even in the shoving war!)
Oh wait!! I think I understand now! The two teams were going to have a dance off and they each had to create their own unique dance. However when they got to the location and started their dance off they that they were doing the same dance! This angered them so they started the whole "You cheated! Not fair!" Well neither one liked being called a cheater so they started shoving each other. Then this girl comes along and is like "You all are lame! This is how you dance!" But she is doing the same dance as everyone else.
Hold up...why did that dude have a lighter in the beginning? You never see it again in the video.
Oh! How come there voices randomly get really high like they just inhaled a gallon of hydrogen? It's random and weird. Sometimes they sound like a squeak toy too. No me gusta.
So at the end...who wins? All we see are the two leaders finally actually fighting (but we don't see them actually land any blows we just see them make a cool "I'm going to kick/punch you" pose). And! They are in the same group...I hope they don't feel like that in real life because that could be really bad.
Okay so despite my making fun of it I think it's a catchy song. It just don't make sense. That was also a lot of ranting and might not have made much sense but I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
~Scooby
P.S. I'm still not smart enough to figure out how to fix the video size so bear with it.
P.S.S. They subs were wrong on the heads shoulder knees part....the person that did the subs can't type.
