If you already know me:
Why are you here? You already know me right so why are you looking at this about me page? You should already know me well enough that you shouldn't need to be on this about me page and should just continue your wonderful life doing whatever it is you do.
If you don't know me:
Well hello there! Welcome to my blog where I rant and pretty much just talk about stuff (that is a very vague word that my English teacher would yell at me for using but I don't know any other word that would work because I don't know everything I will end up talking about on here). Anyway I'm glad you're here I did a brief little post a while back. My first post actually. You can go read that by clicking here. If you want more details about my life, well you'll just have to read my posts and don't count on a lot of detail because I don't plan on giving very much away because I'm psychotic that way (I have also talked about that in my previous posts about blogging). I hope you enjoy my blog and whatever I end up talking about and thank you for visiting!
If you want to stalk me:
I live in Antarctica so good luck with that. I also have a pet polar bear that bites and makes polar bear sounds at whoever it doesn't know (which would be you). I have messenger penguins that will tell me when people are coming and the fastest team of dogs in the world that will get me away from any one wanted guests within the blink of an eye (yes dogs can run that fast).
If you really don't like me:
Then why are you hear? I'm confused. Wait! Are you here to learn about my life and then make fun of me or use it against me?! How rude! Don't be a bully. That's not cool! Oh well thanks for caring enough about me to dislike me.
If you just wanted a picture I posted here:
Well then get the picture and get lost! Just kidding. Welcome. If you're actually reading this I'm going to assume you got distracted with my blog in someway. So thanks for reading!
If you're an English teacher and came to get an example of how not to write:
Sorry, I'm not the best at writing. I apologize if you get confused with my sentences and rants, but thanks for suffering through it and not sending me hate mail.
Now here are two pictures that I really enjoy (yes I do like cats):
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| I think this speaks for itself :D |
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| Is this what cats really think of us? :O |
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